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Who won the English Football Cup in 1949?
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Uhuh, the workers control the means of production?
The-the struggle of the urban proletariat?
:26:10
Uh, no, it was Wolverhampton Wanderers
who beat Leicester 3-1.
:26:13
Oh, shit!
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Get out of here!
:26:20
Well, no one leaves this show empty-handed,
so we're gonna cut off his hands.
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Well, now it's talent spotting time,
ladies and gentlemen,
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and please see if you can spot any
talent in our next competitors.
:26:33
Will you please give a very big hand and
a warm welcome to Carl Weetabix and Rita!
:26:46
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed,
:26:49
I've got everything I need.
:26:52
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I can fly,
:26:55
I'm a supersonic guy
:26:59
I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,
:27:03
If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again
:27:07
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I'm making out,
:27:11
I'm all about
:27:14
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
:27:18
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place
:27:21
I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,
:27:25
Know what I mean?
:27:28
I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover, second to none,
:27:32
It's a lot of fun
:27:35
I never let my friends down, I could have made a boob
:27:39
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube
:27:43
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist
:27:46
I don't exist.