1:06:16
The vicious wolf saw Little Red Riding
Hood and thought: "She looks very good to eat!"
1:06:26
"Where are you going my, pretty one?"
1:06:31
"Oh, kind sir, to my grandmother's."
1:06:34
"Ha, ha, ha, ha!" smirked the wicked wolf and
dashed off through the forest to grandmother's house.
1:06:44
"Knock, knock, knock" went the wicked wolf.
1:06:47
The door opened wide, but it wasn't
grandmother who opened it.
1:06:51
It was Buzz Aldrin, America's
number 2 spaceman!
1:06:58
For this was not Granny's little house at
all, but the headquarters of NASA,
1:07:02
the American space research agency.
1:07:06
The wicked wolf was shot by security guards.
1:07:12
So all was quiet in the forest again.
1:07:16
The humble woodcutter and his wife
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sold the their story to Der Speigel
for 40,000 Deutcshmarks.
1:07:25
NASA agreed to limit the number of nuclear
tests in Granny's little house
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to two on Thursdays and one on
Saturdays after tea.
1:07:39
Liberal rubbish! What do you want with your
jugged fish, Klaus?
1:07:46
Pardon, my wide-thighed plum?
1:07:49
What do you want with your jugged fish,
you cloth-eared git?
1:07:53
Halibut!
1:07:55
The jugged fish is halibut!
1:07:57
All right. Well, what fish do you
have that is not jugged?