:31:01
I straighten more piratical erections
than Bo Derek can
:31:04
I'm into EST and all the rest
I've undergone analysis
:31:06
I've jogged beyond decrepitude
to permanent paralysis
:31:09
My muse is into music
With my credit I won't trouble you
:31:11
From R&B to S&M, cross over C&W
:31:13
To grooving with the Doobies
in my Malibu white-souling tones
:31:18
Man, I'm older than the Beatles
but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones
:31:30
My military knowledge
for I'm plucky and adventury
:31:33
Embraces MASH and Star Wars
and the 22nd century
:31:36
Yes, sir, in matters
vegetable, animal, and mineral
:31:38
I am the very model
of a modern major general
:31:54
Now that I've introduced myself...
:31:56
I'd like some idea
of what's going on in my garden!
:32:00
Papa, we, I mean, Frederic and I...
:32:03
Permit me, sir. I'll explain in two words.
:32:06
It's a beach party, and I'm Frankie Avalon.
:32:08
And I'm Annette Funicello.
:32:09
Don't listen to them. They're pirates!
:32:12
The famous pirates of Penzance!
:32:15
What? The pirates of Penzance?
:32:18
The rogues who stole
my family's fortune on the high seas...
:32:21
a score of years ago?
:32:23
Our last score was years ago.
:32:26
All except this gentleman.
:32:27
He was a pirate, but he'll now go straight,
as my husband.
:32:31
Hey, you fox!
:32:33
I'll be the best man, naturally.
:32:36
An idea.
:32:37
Tell me, kind sir...
:32:40
do you know what it is to be...
:32:43
an orphan?
:32:44
Oh, shit!
:32:47
An orphan? And a fine singer, too.
:32:50
You may go. You're all free.
:32:53
Come, lads, we've a ship to float.
Free her keel, and raise that chain doodad.
:32:58
- Anchor.
- No, Sam, just disappointment.