:04:00
Pardon me, is my acting
interfering with your talking?
:04:03
Don't play a part that's not in you.
:04:06
Don't say "he" or "she" like you did
last week when you were doing Kitty.
:04:11
When you were doing
Time Of Your Life.
:04:13
If you can't make the part yourself,
you can't play it.
:04:16
Sergeant.
:04:17
Quick! Get a priest!
:04:19
No, sergeant, no priest.
:04:20
-But you're dying, Count Tolstoy.
-I know.
:04:23
In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Ghost...
:04:26
...I commit your soul to God.
:04:29
-My friends--
-That's super, Michael.
:04:32
But I wonder if you could move centre
stage on that speech, and then die.
:04:39
Why?
:04:39
The left side of the house
can't see you.
:04:46
You want me to stand up and walk
to the centre of the stage...
:04:50
...while I'm dying?
:04:52
I know it's awkward,
but we'll just have to do it.
:04:56
-Why?
-I just told you. Now do it!
:04:59
Because you say so?
:05:01
Yes, love.
:05:03
Not with me as Tolstoy.
:05:06
You gotta work.
:05:08
There's no excuse for not working.
:05:10
There's no excuse.
There's unemployment.
:05:13
There was unemployment when
my friends and I started acting.
:05:16
And it's not changed.
:05:18
You got 90-95% unemployment.
It's never going to change.
:05:21
You're an actor.
You're in New York.
:05:24
There is no work.
But you gotta find ways to work.
:05:27
Two tortellinis,
a gazpacho with two salads.
:05:30
Ordering: Veal chop, medium,
two scrods, an order of chicken!
:05:34
One scrod underdone.
:05:36
-What's the rest?
-Baked potato.
:05:39
-How'd it go?
-Terrible.
:05:40
-Did you rewrite the last scene?
-I did the necktie scene.
:05:43
How is it?
:05:44
It'll change theatre as we know it.
:05:47
We'll work on it
when we get home tonight.
:05:49
That's my flounder.
:05:51
-That is my flounder.
-Robber!
:05:52
-Ordering: One flounder--
-That's for the customer!
:05:55
I eat these things so if the
customers ask if I eat his food...