:03:02
I don't know.
:03:04
Years, I guess.
:03:07
Every night, he comes home,
same thing.
:03:11
On with the TV.
:03:14
Football, basketball, boxing, beer.
:03:18
Missus, you okay?
:03:21
- Feeling a lot better now?
- Ever so.
:03:23
This won't inspire you to shoot
your real husband?
:03:26
No, Mr. Hale,
not if I can do it here.
:03:29
- Then it was worth the $400 fee?
- Oh, yes.
:03:35
Tonight, our special report
comes to you from the Happy Farm.
:03:39
The latest craze sweeping New York.
:03:41
Here, for a price, you can safely
work out your fantasies of violence.
:03:46
Here, you can murder your father
or your mother...
:03:50
...or even both...
:03:51
...which is easily the most popular
crime on the program.
:03:55
And how are you going to kill
your folks, miss?
:03:57
Poison.
:04:00
I can't stand blood.
:04:02
Why do you hate them?
:04:03
Oh, I don't.
:04:05
It's just that they're,
you know, useless.
:04:10
Don't you feel guilty?
:04:13
I'd rather live with the guilt
than with my parents.
:04:17
What if they're watching
this broadcast?
:04:20
Oh, God, I hope so.
:04:23
Is it entertainment or therapy?
:04:27
Is violence becoming
the national pastime?
:04:30
Is murder
as American as apple pie?
:04:32
- Roll it.
- Rolling.
:04:34
They've logged a thousand calls.
:04:36
Biggest Nielsen we ever had.
:04:38
This was a special report
by Patrick Hale.