:01:02
in a more peaceful place.
:01:03
Not a chance, Doctor.
:01:05
Thurman Flicker, Coon Valley, Wisconsin.
:01:10
- Gynecology, I think.
- Next.
:01:12
Charles Litto. Chicago:
:01:14
Anesthesiologist. I like to pass gas.
:01:17
That's wonderful, Dr. Litto.
:01:19
We're down here trying
to save a man's life...
:01:22
and you're up there making fart jokes.
:01:28
My name is Milton Chamberlain,
Miami, Florida.
:01:31
Proctologist?
:01:32
No, sir. Pediatrician.
:01:35
Young lady, how about you?
:01:38
Hi.
:01:39
Hi.
:01:42
I'm Stephanie Brody, and I'm from Vermont.
:01:44
I want to specialize in rural medicine...
:01:46
so I can open a clinic in my hometown.
:01:49
Buck DeVol.
All-American University of Iowa.
:01:52
Dream faster, son.
:01:53
- Yeah. Sports medicine.
- Next.
:01:55
Phil Burns.
:01:56
And I am from the really ugly part
of Rego Park in Long Island in Queens.
:02:00
And I had, like, a hideous childhood...
:02:02
Wait a minute. Excuse me, Burns.
:02:04
Dr. Stevens, who is that?
:02:07
That's Dr. Byner. He's assisting today.
:02:09
- Why is he wearing a white cap?
- Excuse me?
:02:11
He's wearing a white cap.
I'm wearing a white cap.
:02:14
Everybody else is wearing blue caps.
:02:16
Well, we were all out of blue caps,
so I gave him a white cap.
:02:20
Get him out of here.
:02:22
I'm sorry, Burns.
You were saying, ugly, hideous...
:02:25
Yes. To support myself...
:02:28
see, I'm working two jobs to become
an allergist and be somebody.
:02:32
Thank you.
:02:33
And the one in the back there.
:02:36
What's your dream, young man?
:02:38
Dr. Simon August. Beverly Hills, California.
:02:42
I'm going to be the greatest surgeon
the world has ever known.
:02:45
Oh, God, he's gonna want a white cap.
:02:49
Think fast.
:02:53
I can promise you all two things.
:02:57
One: This will be the worst year
of your lives.