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And I'm proud to say that I have
tasted every one of them.
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This urine, for example.
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What will it tell us?
:16:18
Definite sugar taste.
:16:20
Now I don't need a battery of tests
to tell me...
:16:23
that the patient has a slight
pre-diabetic condition.
:16:26
Doctor, will you confirm my findings?
:16:28
No, thank you, I'm trying to cut down.
:16:30
That's an order, Doctor.
:16:36
I know my limit.
:16:41
No sugar.
:16:47
No sugar taste, the doctor says.
:16:50
Just my little way of showing you that...
:16:52
there's something far more important
to the pathologist than taste.
:16:56
That is the power of observation.
:16:59
If you had been observing, Doctor,
you would have seen that I put...
:17:03
this finger in the urine,
but I put this finger in my mouth.
:17:07
Lesson number one, Doctor.
:17:12
Yes, but if you had
tasted the specimen, Doctor...
:17:15
you would have noticed
a dangerously high level of fractoids.
:17:18
This patient has pituitary thrombosis.
:17:21
Well, let me see that.
:17:30
Tastes like plain old piss to me, Doctor.
:17:37
With a slight metallic flavor,
indicating a high level of zinc.
:17:42
Doctor, here, you try.
:17:50
No, wait. Just a minute.
:17:53
I didn't really taste the urine.
I was just kidding.
:17:55
You what?
:17:57
I did the same thing he did.
I switched fingers. I thought it was obvious.