:34:15
I knew I was handing Miss Shields
a masterpiece.
:34:19
Maybe Miss Shields, in her ecstasy,
would excuse me from theme writing...
:34:22
for the rest of my natural life.
:34:33
You call this a paragraph?
:34:35
Margins! Margins! ''F''!
:34:40
My life's work down the drain.
:34:44
A semicolon, you dolt!
:34:46
A period.
:34:47
''F''!
:34:48
Oh, I should weep
if I have to read one more ''F''!
:34:54
Ralphie Parker.
:35:11
The theme I've been waiting for all my life.
:35:14
Listen to this sentence.
:35:16
''A Red Ryder BB gun with a compass
in the stock...
:35:22
''and this thing which tells time.''
:35:27
Poetry.
:35:28
Sheer poetry.
:35:30
Ralph, an ''A+.''
:35:33
My Ralph!
:35:35
Oh, Ralphie, you've made me proud.
:35:40
''A+''!