A Christmas Story
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I left Flick to certain annihilation.
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But BB gun mania knows no loyalties.
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Uncle! Uncle!
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All right, class.
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I have your Christmas themes for you.
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I'm pleased.
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In general, you did very well.
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However, I was disappointed
in the margins.

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This is it.
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"C+"? No, it can't be.
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C+?
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C+!
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Oh, no!
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"You'll shoot your eye out"?
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My mother
must have gotten to Miss Shields.

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There could be no other explanation.
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You'll shoot your eye out.
You'll shoot your eye out.

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Was there no end to this conspiracy
of irrational prejudice...

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against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?
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These multiplication questions
were most missed in our last math test.

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Would you answer in unison, please?
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I was surrounded by happier kids
who were all going to get...

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what they wanted for Christmas.
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...fifty-six.
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Hey, four-eyes!

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