:14:01
SWEAR TO GOD.
:14:03
OKAY.
SWEAR TOGOD!
:14:06
OKAY.
:14:12
I KILLED A GUY.
:14:14
YEAH ?
[ Laughs ]
:14:16
- I MEAN IT, JONATHON.
- ME TOO.
:14:20
LAST YEAR, UH,
:14:22
I WAS IN MONTEGO BAY
WITH SOME FRIENDS.
:14:26
AND WE'RE ALL IN THIS BAR,
AND I MET THIS GORGEOUS GIRL.
:14:30
SHE TAKES ME BACK TO HER PLACE.
NEXT THING I KNOW, SOME HUGE GUY
HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD,
:14:34
AND MY GREAT GORGEOUS GAL--
SHE'S GOIN' THROUGH MY POCKETS.
:14:38
I MUST HAVE BEEN
REALLY DRUNK, 'CAUSE I KICKED
THE SON OF A BITCH IN THE BALLS.
:14:40
I WENT FOR THE GUN,
AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW,
THERE'S THIS HUGE EXPLOSION,
:14:46
AND, UH,
:14:50
THE GUY WAS...
:14:54
LYIN' ON THE GROUND
WITH BLOOD POURING OUT
OF A HOLE IN HIS HEAD.
:14:58
[ Pouring Liquor ]
:15:03
- IT WAS HORRIBLE.
- JESUS.
:15:11
GOD.
:15:14
- WHAT'D YOU DO ?
- WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID ?
I GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
:15:23
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
YOU'VEEVER DONE ?
:15:28
- I CHEATED ON MY S.A.T.
- SEE, I CAN SMELL BULLSHIT
A MILE AWAY.
:15:31
HEY, IT COST ME 150 BUCKS.
I BOUGHT THE TEST.
I HAD EVERY ANSWER GOIN' IN.
:15:39
YOU CHEATED ON THE S.A.T. ?
YOUCHEATEDON THE S.A.T. ?
:15:43
YEAH.
[ Laughs ]
:15:45
CHRIST, I LOVE THAT !
YOU ARE THE SMARTEST FUCKIN' GUY
IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
:15:49
MR. SCHOLARSHIP.
I MEAN, EVEN ROGER DID OKAY
ON THE S.A.T.
:15:53
IT JUST SO HAPPENS
MY WHOLE LIFE DEPENDS
ON MY GETTING INTO HARVARD.
:15:57
[ Laughing ]
YOU REALLY CHEATED
ON THE S.A.T.