:30:00
Cliff, may we have
your attention, please?
:30:02
Oh, ahem...
:30:04
I'm sorry, uh, go ahead, sir.
:30:07
Uh, the president emeritus
:30:09
will present
the honorary degree.
:30:11
Uh, Mr. Rousehorn
will make a few brief remarks
:30:14
and then present the college
with the endowment check
:30:16
for the Harold Robbins Chair.
:30:18
Are there any questions?
:30:19
Will there be a fruit cup?
Yes.
:30:21
Will there be
a choice of vegetables?
:30:23
No.
:30:24
Last year there
wasn't any fruit cup
:30:26
And the shrimp were off.
:30:28
This year there
will be a fruit cup.
:30:31
Uh, this is
Chancellor Skridlow.
:30:33
Hello? Criff? Criff?
:30:35
Uh, Cliff,
I believe this is for you.
:30:37
Would you please
make it snappy, son?
:30:39
Uh, this is Criff,
uh, Cliff.
:30:41
Cliff, good morning.
:30:42
I'm still tingling
from last night.
:30:44
Oh, but something
terrible has happened.
:30:46
You have to help me.
:30:47
Um, uh um, M-M-Miss Wu,
I'm... I'm... I'm in a meeting,
:30:50
uh, per... perhaps we can
discuss this in... in class.
:30:53
Cliff...
:30:54
Class, my ass. Give me that.
:30:55
Excuse me, please.
:30:57
Uh...
:30:59
Uh, what is it?
:31:00
Thelma's in jail
and Smooth's gone
:31:02
so you gotta help us...
:31:03
Give me that phone.
:31:04
Hi, Cliff, it's me, Karen.
:31:06
First things first,
You're gonna have to
:31:08
get over here
as fast as you can
:31:09
and help us out.
This is an emergency...
:31:11
I've no time. Thanks.
:31:12
I'm so sorry.
:31:14
Where were we?
:31:15
Uh, now obviously
there is no need
:31:17
to stress
the importance
:31:19
of the Rousehorn endowment...
:31:23
Hello?
:31:24
Hey, Cliff,
what's the big idea, anyway?
:31:26
You know, after last night,
a person would think, well...
:31:29
What, were you using us?
:31:31
Uh, uh, listen, I'm in a very
important meeting right now
:31:33
with the faculty of my college
:31:35
including, uh, my father,
the Chancellor...
:31:37
Cliff...
:31:38
He's talking about his father.
Shut up.
:31:40
This is Monica, birthmark...
:31:42
Oh. Excuse me.
:31:46
Okay, now listen, I sent
Diavolo with the car...
:31:49
Uh, yo,
is Cliff Skridlow here?
:31:51
Cliff, what's happening?
:31:52
Hey, man,
I'm double-parked outside.
:31:54
Well, you'll just
have to wait.
:31:55
What the hell is
going on here, anyway?
:31:57
Uh, he just
got here.
:31:59
Uh, I'm so... I'm so sorry
about these interruptions.