:34:01
Is this
Department 20 and one?
:34:04
Step aside, lackey,
or you'll be eating my boot!
:34:08
What is going on?
:34:09
Exactly, your honor,
what is going on?
:34:12
When a flower of the South,
:34:13
a decent girl with
a beautiful good family
:34:16
is arrested
:34:17
on her way home from
her niece's confirmation
:34:19
and booked and incarcerated
:34:21
like a common
woman of the streets.
:34:23
I'm talking
about Thelma Cleland!
:34:24
Of the Cleland
Parish Clelands
:34:26
of Bay St. Luc, Louisiana.
Excuse me!
:34:28
Where our father
Colonel Judge Bryant Cleland
:34:31
presides over
the Cleland County
:34:33
Fifth Circuit bench.
:34:34
I demand that you release
this girl right now
:34:36
or you'll all taste the
business end of a buggy whip!
:34:38
Bailiff...
Yes, sir.
:34:39
Get your ass
over here!
:34:41
You got a case number?
:34:43
Yes, I do.
:34:46
Two, zero, five, six, nine,
:34:48
"A," Alpha. "R," Ranger.
:34:50
I'll get it!
:34:51
Now, just exactly
:34:53
what is your relationship
to the arrestee?
:34:56
Uh, well, sir,
the young woman is my sister!
:34:59
I know you can believe
that the family honor
:35:02
is at stake here.
:35:03
You strike me
as a gentleman, sir.
:35:06
Surely you must understand.
:35:07
Why, of course, I understand.
:35:09
My people were
related to Jefferson Davis,
:35:12
on my mother's side.
:35:14
I knew it!
:35:15
I knew it, indeed, I knew it!
A son of the South.
:35:18
Son of what?
:35:19
O- Of the South, sir.
The confederacy!
:35:22
Uh, your honor. What?
:35:23
Loitering with intent
to commit prostitution,
:35:26
lewd behavior, soliciting
for an unlawful act.
:35:29
Bail at $350, your honor.
:35:31
I can't believe my ears!
This is an outrage!
:35:33
Let me see that thing!
:35:34
This is outrageous,
ridiculous! Let me see that.
:35:36
Why,
I demand satisfaction!
:35:38
Get the arresting
officer in here!
:35:40
I will tar and
feather the scalawag!
:35:42
Now hold on, Mr. Cleland!
Hold on!
:35:45
I can release your sister
on her own recognizance
:35:48
and dismiss this case
in the interests of justice.
:35:51
Well, thank you. It would
serve my family well.
:35:53
Sir,
we'd be very grateful.
:35:55
Do you like shrimp?
Indeed, I do.
:35:57
You can come down
to Bay St. Luc,
:35:59
we'll cook you up
a whole mess of shrimp.