:08:01
her deepest
and most private secrets?
:08:06
Well, gentlemen, I'm gonna let you
decide that one for yourselves.
:08:11
Please join me
in welcoming a sassy...
:08:14
bit of jailbait
to our stage.
:08:18
Yes, indeed.
[ Chuckles Quietly, Kissing Sound ]
:08:23
Come out, sweet Chrissy.
:08:26
Wherever you are, baby,
come on out.
:08:28
[ Applause ]
:08:32
[ Applause Continues ]
:08:41
* Everybody knows
that the dice are loaded *
:08:45
* Everybody rolls
with their fingers crossed *
:08:50
* Everybody knows
the war is over *
:08:55
* Everybody knows
the good guys lost *
:08:59
* Everybody knows
the fight was fixed *
:09:04
* The poor stay poor
The rich get rich *
:09:09
* That's how it goes *
:09:13
* Everybody knows *
:09:18
* Everybody knows
that the boat is leaking *
:09:22
* Everybody knows
the captain lied *
:09:27
* Everybody got
this broken feeling *
:09:32
* Like their father
or their dog just died *
:09:36
* Everybody talking
to their pockets *
:09:41
* Everybody wants
a box of chocolates *
:09:45
- * And a long-stemmed rose *
- You think you're bad, eh, baby?
:09:50
- * Everybody knows *
- You're bad.
:09:55
* Everybody knows
that you love me, baby *
:09:59
* Everybody knows
that you really do *