:42:01
This town's like a great big pussy
just waiting to get fucked.
:42:06
I should've come here 1 0 years ago.
:42:09
I'd have been a millionaire by this time.
:42:12
By this time, I'd have had my own boat,
my own car...
:42:16
...my own golf course.
:42:18
You know what I want?
I thought of this the other day.
:42:21
A line of blue jeans. With my name
written on the back of chicks' asses.
:42:27
How's that?
:42:29
That sounds completely crazy to me.
:42:33
Look at that. Look.
:42:34
You're missing the sights. That's what
you're doing. We're missing the action.
:42:41
Want to have some ice cream
with my friend and me?
:42:43
Get lost, greaseball!
:42:46
-Look at that.
-''Ice cream''?
:42:48
-That's right.
-You said ''ice cream''?
:42:50
-Girls like ice cream.
-Come on, man. That's not gonna work.
:42:53
You can't do it that way.
:42:55
You know how you pick up chicks
in this country?
:43:01
-What was that? What you just did?
-That's what you do.
:43:05
That's disgusting.
:43:07
-Watch.
-Look at that. You look like a lizard.
:43:10
Like a bug coming out of your mouth.
:43:14
That figures you wouldn't understand.
:43:16
But the women in this country,
when you do that, they know.
:43:19
-They know what?
-They understand. They go crazy.
:43:23
It'll take practice, but you gotta learn.
Women love when you suck the pussy.
:43:27
Look at that.
:43:34
She's looking at us.
:43:38
-You think you can do it with her?
-I think I can.
:43:42
-You want to try it with her?
-Why not?
:43:45
-You gonna watch me?
-I'm looking at you. Go ahead.
:43:49
-You won't do it.
-Watch this.
:43:51
I'm with you, man.
:43:54
I'm gonna get her.
:43:58
Go ahead, Romeo! Do your thing.