:05:00
Where'd Chloe go?
:05:01
She's coming right back.
:05:05
No, I'm not in the mood.
:05:07
Wait a minute.
What is that, a lude?
:05:09
You want it?
:05:14
Do you take a half?
:05:15
Full stomach, I'd take a whole.
:05:18
Right, I'm sure you would.
:05:22
What the hell. L'Chaim!
:05:35
There's a shift in your
perceptions of the world.
:05:39
Forever you're responsible for another
living thing.
:05:44
It's wonderful.
:05:46
But it's a huge commitment.
:05:49
A commitment that has nothing to do...
:05:51
...with legal names
and legal obligations.
:05:57
I'm sorry, Meg.
:05:59
I'd love to help you but I can't.
:06:02
You know, you're something.
:06:04
I love you.
:06:06
- Really, I can't.
- I accept that!
:06:08
I mean, I really love you.
You're a nice person.
:06:15
Really?
:06:22
So you want to fuck?
:06:25
Just kidding!
:06:33
Then one day I was driving home.
:06:36
They were running a tape
of one of my shows.
:06:39
I heard myself talking
to someone who had called up.
:06:42
Someone in real pain.
:06:45
I listened for about 45 seconds.
And I'm talking...
:06:49
...like I know them and understand...
:06:52
...and have something
useful to say about their lives.
:06:58
The worst part was they
believed me.