:40:00
Helen?
:40:01
Now, penetration and coitus,
that is to say, intercourse...
:40:04
up to and including orgasm.
:40:08
Hello, dear.
:40:10
Do stand up when my wife
enters the room, Carter.
:40:13
Sorry, sir.
:40:14
Humphrey, I hope you don't mind. I told
the Garfields we'd dine with them tonight.
:40:19
- Yes, well, I suppose we must.
- I said we'd be there by 8:00.
:40:22
It'll give me a reason
to wind up the staff meeting.
:40:25
I know you don't like them,
but I couldn't make another excuse.
:40:28
It's just that I felt...
:40:30
Wymer!
:40:33
This is for your benefit.
Would you kindly wake up?
:40:36
I've no intention
of going through this all again.
:40:49
We'll take the foreplay as read,
if you don't mind, dear.
:40:52
No, of course not.
:40:53
So, the man starts by entering
or mounting his good lady wife...
:40:58
in the standard way.
:41:00
The penis is now, as you will observe,
more or less fully erect.
:41:05
There we are. That's better.
:41:07
Now, Carter.
:41:09
Yes, sir?
What is it?
:41:13
- It's an ocarina, sir.
- Bring it up here.
:41:17
The man now starts making
thrusting movements with his pelvic area...
:41:21
moving the penis up and down
inside the vagina.
:41:24
Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.
:41:27
While the wife maximizes
her clitoral stimulation...
:41:30
by the shaft of the penis
by pushing forward.
:41:33
Thank you, dear.
:41:34
Now, as the sexual excitement mounts...
:41:37
What's funny, Biggs?
:41:40
Nothing, sir.
:41:41
Do, please,
share your little joke with the rest of us.
:41:43
Obviously something
frightfully funny is going on.
:41:46
No, honestly, sir.
:41:47
Well, as it's so funny,
I think you'd better be selected to play...
:41:51
for the boys' team in the rugby match
against the masters this afternoon.
:41:55
Oh, no, sir!