1:05:01
Yeah. That's right.
1:05:04
But I don't think she writes
her own material.
1:05:06
No.
1:05:07
Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material.
1:05:10
No. Burt Bacharach writes it.
1:05:14
There's no "S" in "Burt Bacharach."
1:05:17
Or in "Hal David."
1:05:19
Who's Hal David?
1:05:21
He writes the lyrics.
Burt just writes the tunes.
1:05:24
Only now,
he's married to Carole Bayer Sager.
1:05:31
Waiter? This conversation isn't very good.
1:05:33
I'm sorry, sir.
1:05:36
We do have one today
that's not on the menu.
1:05:39
It's sort of a specialty of the house,
you know? Live organ transplants.
1:05:43
Live organ transplants? What's that?
1:05:55
Don't worry, dear. I'll get it.
1:06:04
Yes?
Hello. Can we have your liver?
1:06:08
What?
Your liver.
1:06:10
It's a large glandular organ
in your abdomen.
1:06:15
You know, it's reddish-brown, sort of...
1:06:18
Yeah, yeah, I know what it is,
but I'm using it.
1:06:24
Come on, sir. Don't muck us about.
1:06:29
Hello!
1:06:31
- What's this, then?
- A liver donor's card.
1:06:34
- Need we say more?
- No.
1:06:36
Listen, I can't give it you now.
It says, "in the event of death."
1:06:40
My God!
1:06:41
No one has ever had their liver taken
out by us and survived.
1:06:45
Just lie there, sir. It won't take a minute.