1:44:00
Yeah, but does it work?
1:44:01
- We ain't got no john.
- Yeah, but do you need to go?
1:44:04
You know how it is with theories.
1:44:06
Some days they're fine,
one, two, three days...
1:44:08
then when it looks
like you're ready to publish...
1:44:10
whoosh! You need a new kitchen floor.
1:44:12
Oh, you should be so lucky!
1:44:15
- Do you need any cleaning inside?
- No, today it's all going fine.
1:44:19
How about showing me the cutlery?
1:44:21
Martin.
I've got a woman and children in there.
1:44:23
So, there's no problem.
I just look at a few spoons.
1:44:27
I've got two girls in there, Martin.
You know what I mean.
1:44:29
Honest. I don't look at your girls.
I don't think about them.
1:44:33
There! I put them out of my mind.
1:44:35
Their arms, their necks, their little legs
and bosoms, I wipe from my mind.
1:44:41
- You just want to see the spoons?
- My life. That's what I want to see.
1:44:47
- I know I'm going to regret this.
- No, listen!
1:44:49
Cutlery is really my thing now.
1:44:51
Girls with round breasts is over for me.
1:44:55
What am I doing?
I know what's going to happen.
1:44:57
I'll crouch behind you.
1:45:02
Mamie! Guess who's come to see us?
1:45:04
Hymie! Are you out of your mind already?
1:45:07
You know how old your daughters are!
1:45:09
He only wants to see the spoons.
1:45:11
What'd you have to bring him
into my house for?
1:45:13
Mamie, he doesn't think
about girls anymore.
1:45:15
Mrs. Meyer, as far as girls is concerned...
1:45:18
I shot my wad.
1:45:20
- You shot your wad?
- Definitely.
1:45:23
Which spoons do you want to view?
1:45:25
- I guess the soup spoons.
- Now, they're good spoons.
1:45:28
- Got them arranged?
- No, but I could arrange them for you.
1:45:31
Don't put yourself to no bother, Mrs. Meyer.
1:45:33
It's no bother.
I want you to see these spoons...
1:45:35
like I would want to see them myself.
1:45:38
You're too kind, Mrs. Meyer.
1:45:40
You could get your daughters
to show me them.
1:45:42
Hymie! Get him out of here!
1:45:44
Mamie, he only said for Audrey
and Myrtle to show him the spoons.
1:45:47
Like you think I'm running some kind
of bordello here...
1:45:50
Mrs. Meyer, how can you say such a thing?
1:45:53
Listen, Martin Luther,
I know what you want to do with my girls.
1:45:56
Show me the spoons.
1:45:57
You want them to pull up their skirts
and lean over a chair with their legs apart...