Trading Places
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:10:12
How much for the gun?
:10:19
So, this snail is standing
in front of the Cadillac salesman, see,

:10:23
and says,
"How much is that Cadillac?"

:10:33
The snail says,
"I want a big 'S' put on each door

:10:37
"and on top of the car, I want a big 'S'
so everybody can see it."

:10:43
Salesman says, "Why do you want that?"
He says, "When I drive down the avenue...

:10:47
"I want everybody to say
'Look at that S-car-go."'

:10:58
"Look at the S-car-go."
:11:07
I'm considering going long on April wheat.
What do you think, Valentine?

:11:15
I can think of three good reasons
why you shouldn't do that, judge.

:11:18
One, the Russian wheat harvest isn't going
to be as bad as people think...and two...

:11:25
...and three, judging by
the jewels around your girlfriend's neck,

:11:29
I think you're going to need every penny
just to keep her happy.


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