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:26:03
It was just a bad dream.
:26:05
Good morning, sir.
:26:07
Merry Christmas.
:26:09
Coleman, I've had
the most absurd nightmare.

:26:13
I was poor and no one liked me.
:26:15
I lost my job, I lost my house.
Penelope hated me.

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And it was all because
of this terrible, awful Negro.

:26:26
- Oh dear!
- lt...was...the...Dukes.

:26:30
You're a dead man, Valentine.
:26:34
It was an experiment.
They used us as guinea pigs, man.

:26:41
The Dukes used us as guinea pigs.
:26:43
To see how our lives would turn out.
They made a bet.

:26:46
- I'm afraid it's true, sir.
- I believe him, Louis.

:26:49
The Dukes ruined my life over a bet?
:26:54
- For how much?
- A dollar.

:27:00
One dollar.
:27:03
Fine, that's the way they want it.
:27:07
No problem.
:27:11
You can't just shoot people
with a double-barrelled shotgun

:27:14
cos you're pissed at them.
:27:17
- Why not?
- It's assault with a deadly weapon.

:27:20
You get 20 years for that shit.
:27:22
Do you have any better ideas?
:27:24
Yeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich
people is by turning 'em into poor people.

:27:30
You have to admit,
you didn't like it yourself a bit.

:27:34
Under heavy security,
:27:37
the crop estimates
for next year's orange crop

:27:41
are being delivered to the Department
Of Agriculture in Washington DC.

:27:45
Louis, Louis, that's him,
the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you.

:27:49
In charge of security, Mr Clarence Beeks
of Lyndhurst Security.

:27:52
Clarence Beeks.
:27:54
- The Dukes gave him 10 grand.
- I saw 50,000 in the payroll.

:27:59
Mortimer said it was for research.

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