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:30:01
This happens to me every week.
:30:03
This is your house.
:30:06
These are your personal possessions.
:30:10
You will only be stealing from yourself.
:30:12
Look, first you throw my ass in jail.
:30:15
Then you run me some garbage
about how this is my house, this is my rug

:30:20
and this is my personal slave too.
:30:22
I understand how you feel
but the fact remains, all this is yours.

:30:26
You may do with it whatever you wish.
:30:29
This is my stuff.
I can do what I want with it, right?

:30:33
This is my vase, Billy Ray's vase?
:30:36
I can play Harlem Globetrotters
shit with it, like Meadow Lark Lemon?

:30:43
- Hey man, I'm sorry about that.
- Perfectly all right, it was your vase.

:30:49
That was a fake, right?
:30:51
I think we paid $35,000 for it.
:30:55
But, I seem to remember we estimated
its value at $50,000 for the insurance.

:31:02
You see, Mortimer? William
has already made us a profit of $15,000.

:31:15
You want me to break something else?
:31:17
No.
:31:35
Excuse me.
:31:40
I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr
Beeks for this, as well as the crop report.

:31:46
We are involved in a very important
scientific experiment, Mortimer

:31:50
and Mr Beeks has always proven reliable.

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