1:03:05
She must have passed away
somewhere near Flagstaff.
1:03:10
What are we going to do, Clark?
1:03:15
Well, we could leave her here...
1:03:16
...and the first phone we pass,
we'd call your cousin, Normie...
1:03:19
...and he can come and get her, I guess.
1:03:20
That's the meanest, coldest...
1:03:22
What do you want me to do,
call Federal Express?
1:03:24
Mom, we don't have to ride
with a dead person, do we?
1:03:27
Please say we don't!
1:03:29
Come on, Mom. It'd be real easy
for Cousin Normie to find her.
1:03:31
All he'd have to do is
look for the buzzards.
1:03:34
Hell! Then we'll drive her
to Cousin Normie's.
1:03:37
I just didn't want to get caught up in
a funeral, inquests and all that crap.
1:03:41
You're the most self-centered,
egotistical, manipulative...
1:03:46
Don't say anything you'll regret, Ellen!
1:03:49
I'm being practical.
If we drove straight through...
1:03:51
...we'd have three days
at Walley World at best.
1:03:53
Three.
1:03:57
She can't weight more than 100 pounds.
1:04:00
Oh, no!
You can't put her up on that roof!
1:04:03
Yes, he can!
1:04:05
Do you want me to strap her to the hood?
What's the difference? She'll be fine.
1:04:08
It's not as if it's going to rain
or something.
1:04:38
This is terrible!
1:04:41
What a nightmare!