Vacation

1:07:03

Lord, we love this woman
with all our hearts!

1:07:07

Let's not overdo it, Mom!

1:07:09

Shut up!

1:07:10

We know she deserves
better than this...

1:07:13

...but my husband wants his
beloved family to get to Walley World...

1:07:17

...to have their vacation!

1:07:19

I hope you understand!
Have mercy on his soul!

1:07:22

Amen! Let's go!

1:07:24

I hope you children have learned
something about life and death!

1:07:27

Yeah! Don't die unless someone is home!

1:07:32

I think Normie will understand...

1:07:34

...when he sees the note
we pinned on Edna's sleeve.

1:07:36

Sure! You left his dead mother
tied to a lawn chair in his backyard!

1:07:40

I'm sure he won't mind!

1:07:42

It's all over and done with!

1:07:44

We'll find a motel and start fresh
in the morning.

1:07:48

I don't want to be in the car anymore.
I want to go home!

1:07:51

I don't want to go to Walley World!

1:07:52

Clark? Under the circumstances,
I would rather we just go home.

1:07:56

In retrospect, driving across country,
has been one disaster after another!

1:08:02

Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!

1:08:04

Maybe we can try it some other time.

1:08:07

Walley World's overrated anyway.

1:08:10

What do you think?

1:08:15

I think you're all fucked in the head.

1:08:17

We're ten hours from the fucking
fun park and you want to bail out.

1:08:21

Well, I'll tell you something.
This is no longer a vacation!

1:08:24

It's a quest!

1:08:25

It's a quest for fun.

1:08:27

I'm going to have fun and
you're going to have fun.

1:08:29

We're all going to have
so much fucking fun...

1:08:31

...we'll need plastic surgery
to remove our goddamn smiles.

1:08:34

You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah
out of your assholes!

1:08:39

I have to be crazy.
I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.

1:08:42

Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

1:08:47

Dad, do you want
an aspirin or something?

1:08:50

Don't touch!