Vacation

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We lost a dear member
of the family on the way.

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But, the important thing,
Roy, is that...

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...we could have gone anywhere
we wanted to this summer.

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Anywhere in the world.

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But when I asked my kids...

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Kids, remember when I asked you
where you wanted to go on vacation?

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What did you say?

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Hawaii?

1:33:25

Shut up, Russ.

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Audrey, you remember?

1:33:28

Walley World, Dad?

1:33:30

"Walley World, Dad! "
Roy Walley World.

1:33:34

Do you have any children, Mr. Walley?

1:33:36

Are you kidding? I have seven.

1:33:38

I thought so.

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Seven, did you hear that, honey?

1:33:41

You look so young!

1:33:46

Did you ever drive them across country?

1:33:49

I took the whole clan
to Florida one year.

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The worst two weeks
I ever had in my life.

1:33:53

The smell from the backseat
was too unbearable.

1:33:57

I know that smell.

1:34:02

Imagine how your kids would
have felt if Florida had been closed.

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They don't close Florida.

1:34:08

I know they don't close
the state of Florida.

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When we got here,
to Roy Walley World...

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...and it was closed down...

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If you had seen the look
on my kids faces.

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I guess I went a little haywire.

1:34:21

You went a lot haywire,
if you ask me!

1:34:22

I'm very sorry, sir.

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I'm sorry to all these people.

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I didn't mean any harm.

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I want you to ask yourself one thing.

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If you were me...

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...wouldn't you have done
the same thing for your children?

1:34:37

No.

1:34:38

Mr. Walley, do you want me to take
them downtown and book them?

1:34:45

No... no.

1:34:47

Forget it, officer.
I'm not going to press any charges.

1:34:56

What did I tell ya?
Did I say trust me?