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Actually, you can just ask me out.
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I don't dare. I know who I am.
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Look at me.
Aside from being healthy, smart,

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kind-hearted, hard-working,
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sincere, and honest,
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I have nothing else in my favor.
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Besides, girls nowadays
only care about appearances.

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That is true.
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Even you agree. That's why
I don't dare to approach any girls.

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So what if I get to know...
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an approachable girl like you?
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I am shy and no good with words.
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Just one look from a girl,
and my heart would jump,

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my knees would jerk,
and my hands get numb.

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I'll just be like right now,
not knowing what to say.

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You mean you've never
asked a girl out before?

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Asking a girl out, no.
But paid a girl for a night out, yes.

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I'm just kidding!
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Where do we go now?
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We can go to...
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Go to hell! All those noises.
You even scared my fish away!

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Have people been calling you Teapot
since you were a kid?

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No. When I was little,
everyone called me Little Teapot.

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Actually, you hardly look like a teapot.
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Hardly? I am from head to toe.
There's even a song about it.

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Song? Can you sing it for me please?
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Right here?
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So what? There's nobody around.
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Promise me not to laugh if I sing.
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I promise. Now sing!
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"I am a teapot fat and short,
I am a teapot fat and short.

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This is the handle, this is the spout.
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Water is boiling, tea is pouring!"

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