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:34:02
Why don't we start
with simple reality.

:34:05
Leonard, you're not a doctor.
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You're a patient,
and I'm the doctor.

:34:11
I wouldn't tell it to
too many people if I were you.

:34:17
Leonard, you're not a doctor.
:34:19
Is she going to be all right?
:34:22
I've got to get back to town.
:34:26
Really. I have
an interesting case--

:34:28
treating two sets
of Siamese twins...

:34:31
with split personalities.
:34:32
I'm getting paid
by eight people.

:34:34
"The first week's sessions
did not go too well..."

:34:38
writes Dr. Fletcher
in her diary.

:34:40
"Leonard identifies with me...
:34:42
"and is convinced
that he is a doctor.

:34:45
"He is guarded and suspicious.
:34:47
"There is something
very appealing about him, too.

:34:50
"He's quick-witted
and energetic.

:34:52
"Perhaps it is his very
helplessness that moves me.

:34:56
"I must keep flexible
and play the situation by ear."

:35:02
How are you today, Leonard?
:35:05
Fine.
I got to get back to town soon.

:35:10
I teach a course...
:35:12
at the Psychiatric lnstitute
on masturbation.

:35:16
I see.
:35:17
I'm a doctor, and l--
:35:19
Guilt-related masturbation.
:35:21
Not guilt-related.
I teach advanced.

:35:24
I'm quite
a respected doctor there.

:35:27
Let your eyes follow this pen.
:35:30
Just let yourself
breathe deeply.

:35:33
Relax.
:35:35
You're trying to hypnotize me.
:35:37
-Do you mind?
-Yes, I mind. I'm a doctor.

:35:40
You're not a doctor.
:35:42
I am a doctor.
:35:44
Just relax.
:35:46
I can't.
I'm due back in town.

:35:48
I have this
masturbation class.

:35:50
If I'm not there,
they start without me.

:35:53
As the weeks go by...
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Dr. Fletcher grows
more and more frustrated.

:35:58
"Leonard continues
to insist he is a doctor...


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