:01:00
Blame it on Rio
:01:01
what if we
acted like fools
:01:03
broke a few rules?
:01:05
What do we care?
:01:10
Blame it on Rio
:01:16
what if we both went
a little bit crazy?
:01:18
Blame it on Rio
:01:20
what if our hearts
got a little bit hazy?
:01:23
Blame it on Rio
:01:24
what if we acted
like fools
:01:26
broke a few rules?
:01:28
What do we care?
:01:30
Blame it on Rio
:01:34
Rio de Janeiro
:01:37
bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum
:01:40
la da da da
da da da
:01:41
bum bum bum bum?
:01:44
What happened happened.
:01:46
You just never know.
:01:48
One time,
the company I work for
:01:50
transferred me to an island
in the pacific.
:01:52
Fantastic place.
:01:55
I invited my girl
To visit me.
:01:57
I sent her a postcard
every day
:02:00
with a single word
on each card.
:02:02
I wrote...
:02:03
"found a virgin paradise...
:02:05
"it's yours-Matthew."
:02:08
Naturally, they were delivered
in the wrong order.
:02:10
The message she got was...
:02:12
"found a virgin.
:02:13
"It's paradise.
Yours, Matthew."
:02:16
I never heard
from her again.
:02:18
Vacations
are full of surprises,
:02:20
to say nothing of virgins,
:02:22
which brings me
to last year.
:02:24
It had been
a really mixed-up time.
:02:27
Just when I got to wear
a smaller retainer,
:02:29
my parents filed
for divorce.
:02:31
Kinda took the fun
out of smiling.
:02:33
I'd been working in brazil
out of Sao Paulo,
:02:36
the new york of brazil.
:02:37
Sao Paulo is where
all the work gets done.
:02:40
Where all the fun gets done
is in Rio,
:02:42
which is where
my wife Karen and I
:02:44
decided to spend
our last vacation.
:02:46
Somehow
I'd never made it there-
:02:48
by all accounts,
:02:50
the most exciting, the most
sensuous city in the world.
:02:53
I didn't know
if this was actually true,
:02:54
but after 20 years
of marriage,
:02:56
any fantasy helps.
:02:58
Victor was coming along,
of course.