Joe Rappe and Gang - Mama Says
Willard: 
Everything I ever learned 
That gets me through the worst 
I learned at my Mama's knee 
Now, anytime I'm turned around 
I turn to Mama first 
And you'd be wise 
To memorize 
What Mama says to me 
Now, Mama ain't been wrong yet. And I'm the living proof 
Jeter: 
Take that for what it's worth 
Willard: 
Mama says 
Don't use a toaster while standing in the shower 
Now who can argue with that? 
Mama says 
Don't hold your breath for longer than an hour 
The woman knows where it's at! 
And Mama says it doesn't matter 
If you're a kind or you're a clown 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down 
Bickle: 
You can't back down Ren! 
Willard: 
Now Ren, you've not yet had the pleasure of meeting my Mama, but these boys over here have. C'mon and help me out here,
Fellas. 
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle: 
Mama says 
Willard: 
Don't drink hot coffee lying down in bed 
Don't even give it a thought 
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle: 
It's a mess 
Mama says 
Willard: 
Never eat anything that's bigger than your head 
Is she a whiz or what? 
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle: 
Oh, yes! 
Willard: 
And Mama says it doesn't matter 
If you're a kind or you're a clown 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down 
Mama makes a lot of sense 
If you know how to listen 
She is clear and concise 
Daddy says, "I love her son, 
But she's got marbles missin' 
But I say, "Hey! It's free advice, 
What do you expect at that price?" 
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle: 
Mama says 
Willard: 
What you believe in is all you really own 
And I believe that she's right 
Jeter, Garvin & Bickle: 
Mama says 
Willard: 
If you've got doubts, well then boy you're not alone 
Just means you're ready to fight 
And Mama says it doesn't matter 
If you're a king or you're a clown 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down, down, down, down 
The Guys take turn with the next couple lines 
You can turn up the heat 
You can turn up the road 
You can carry a beat 
You can carry a load 
You can throw a fit 
You can throw a punch 
You can bring up a child 
Ren: 
You can bring up your lunch! 
A One, Two, Three 
All: 
And Mama says it doesn't matter 
Willard: 
If you drive a hard bargain or drive around town 
All: 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down! 
Willard: 
I thought of one more thing... 
Mama says 
Don't buy a chandelier unless you've got a ceiling 
I don't know what that's about 
Mama says 
Don't chew on tin foil unless you like that feeling 
Somehow she figured that out 
Willard, Garvin, Lyle & Jeter: 
And Mama says 
It doesn't matter 
If you're a kind or you're a clown 
Once you drive up a mountain 
Willard 
Remember, boy 
Everyone's countin' on you 
All: 
Once you drive up a mountain 
You can't back down! 
Willard: 
That's my Mama!