1:12:04
People think they're seeing ghosts
and they call these bozos, -
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- who show up
with a fake light show.
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- Dickless here shut off our grid.
- They caused an explosion!
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- Is this true?
- Yes. This man has no dick.
1:12:29
- All right.
- That's what I heard.
1:12:32
- What is this?
- It was no light show this morning.
1:12:38
I've seen every form of combustion,
but this beats the hell out of me.
1:12:44
The walls in the 53rd Precinct
were bleeding.
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- Good afternoon.
- Your Eminence.
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- How are you?
- You're looking good.
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We're in a real fix.
What should I do?
1:13:03
The church won't take any position
on the religious implications.
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Personally,
I think it's a sign from God.
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- But don't quote me on that.
- That's a smart move.
1:13:17
I won't call a press conference
and tell everyone to start praying.
1:13:23
I've only been with the company two
weeks, but I have to tell you, -
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- these things are real. I have seen
shit that'll turn you white.
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You can believe Mr. Pecker, -
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- or accept the onset of a disaster
of Biblical proportion.
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- What do you mean?
- Old Testament, wrath-of-God stuff.
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- Fire and brimstone coming down.
- Earthquakes, volcanoes ...
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- The dead rising from the grave!
- Human sacrifice, mass hysteria!