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Friends, let me introduce myself.
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Peltzer's the name.
Rand Peltzer.
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That's me there on the corner.
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I'm an inventor.
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And I have a story to tell.
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I know.
Who hasn 't got a story?
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Well, nobody's got a story
like this one.
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Nobody.
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It all started here in Chinatown.
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I was trying
to move a little merchandise...
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...maybe find a present
for my kid.
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I tried this one place.
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Wait a minute.
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What's down here?
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This is it.
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This is your grandfather's store?
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Come on.
:01:06
No wonder you gotta drag
people in off the street.
:01:14
Go ahead, mister.
Look around.
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See if there's something you like.
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Are these things real?
:01:39
I told you. Everything's real.
:01:44
You do have
interesting artifacts here. . .
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. . .but there's one thing
you don't have.
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And what's that?
:01:50
Let me show you.
I'm an inventor. I made this.
:01:53
The Bathroom Buddy.
The invention of the century.
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It eliminates the need to carry
heavy luggage when you travel.