:11:00
I protested Afghanistan...
:11:02
I know. I heard.
:11:04
They said I was crazy,
so they sent me to a mental hospital.
:11:08
Were you crazy?
:11:13
If I was really crazy, how would I know it?
:11:19
We shall talk, Leonid.
:11:21
Don't ever go crazy if you can help it.
:11:26
You! Don't try to break in the line!
:12:07
You found it! Congratulations, Vladimir.
:12:16
Why does everyone in this family
make such a fuss over toilet paper?
:12:23
Eating and going to the bathroom
are the secrets of happiness.
:12:33
I've made some borsch, Vladimir.
:12:36
I can't. I'm meeting Svetlana.
:12:39
If you married her,
you'd get an apartment of your own.
:12:43
I'm not ready for another marriage.
:12:45
I like Svetlana.
:12:47
Is she the one with the big tits?
:12:49
You should have been a poet, Grandfather.
:12:51
Oh, I almost forgot! Pickled mushrooms.