:50:05
Good night, my American family.
:50:18
I'm going to help you with everything.
Everything. Always.
:50:21
It is very important to know
that you have a friend in Orlando Ramirez.
:50:25
- Thank you.
- You don't have to thank me.
:50:28
You have to pay me.
That's the way capitalism works.
:50:31
One hand helps the other.
:50:33
I have $120 and one pair of blue jeans.
:50:37
My fee for helping you
with immigration matters is cut and dry.
:50:41
- May I call you Vladimir?
- Of course.
:50:44
Orlando. That is a musical name.
:50:48
My father was called Orlando.
:50:51
He rolled the finest cigars in Havana.
:50:54
Orlando "el Rey," they called him.
:50:56
Orlando "the King."
:50:59
Then Castro came along
and my father was on his ass.
:51:01
Castro is a great man.
:51:05
He's a bullshit artist who has been taken in
by Russian bullshit artists.
:51:09
I'm not political.
:51:11
- We had to get our asses out of Cuba.
- Defect?
:51:15
No.
:51:16
We took a life raft to Miami Beach, Florida.
:51:19
The only way to fly, let me tell you.
:51:23
It was almost 20 years ago.
:51:36
- I told you about eggs and onions.
- I want to go shopping later.
:51:40
- I want to get something for the kids.
- We don't have any kids.
:51:44
Jack's kids.
He wants some scuba gear for the kids.
:51:48
Some vacation. They said this place
was sunny. This isn't sun.
:51:52
You get better sun on our roof.
We're not wasting $10 on that lotion.
:51:57
There's the boy.
:51:58
Ask him for a couple of rum and Cokes
and beach towels.