1:12:01
I had my damn watch stolen
out at the airport last night.
1:12:04
Really? That's a bitch.
1:12:06
Went into the washroom,
took my Rollie off, set her on the basin...
1:12:10
...stepped back
to shake the dew off my lily...
1:12:12
...turned around,
and she was gone like that.
1:12:15
- I'd like you to check this out.
- What's that?
1:12:18
It's a digital. It's Japanese.
1:12:20
Touch gives you heartbeat
and body temperature.
1:12:23
- What part of Texas are you from?
- The East Village, sir. Seventh Street.
1:12:28
You sound further away than that.
1:12:30
I have a fountain pen with an alarm clock
built in. Check this out.
1:12:34
You've got your hand on the bucket
and you're headed toward the well.
1:12:37
I also sell vitamins. Look at this.
1:12:39
"True Nature." It's a six-pack of health.
It's great for your sex life.
1:12:43
Gives you the dick of death.
1:12:45
I'd like to trade me some flat
for some round.
1:12:48
Pluck one of them long-stemmed
American beauties.
1:12:51
A little shaky pudding.
But get me to my hotel on time.
1:12:55
Just relax, sir. I give you great limo.
1:13:10
- I liked E.T. better.
- I think it was decadent.
1:13:12
I think it was fun and sexy.
1:13:15
It was childish.
It had no point of view, no moral content.
1:13:19
On the Lucia Lombardo scale of one to ten,
I give it a seven.
1:13:22
- You're reviewing film for the masses?
- No, but it's a fantasy.
1:13:26
You want fantasy, let's go to my place.
1:13:27
I can't. I have to study.
I have a class tomorrow.
1:13:32
- All she does is go to classes.
- Don't get possessive, okay?
1:13:36
I think I'm going to go back in
and see the movie.
1:13:39
I understand your liberation,
but what will you do with these classes?
1:13:43
I can do anything. This is America.
1:13:46
Let me know if you find something for me.
1:13:48
You make a mountain out of mothballs.
All I said was let's go.
1:13:51
- Yeah, because you want sex.
- Why not? Sex is good for you.
1:13:55
I'll see you sex fiends later.
1:13:57
- See you.
- 'Bye.