:08:00
l ain't gonna help you this time.
:08:02
You're going to the county lockup.
:08:05
Lockup?
:08:07
Why? l didn't do anything really major.
:08:11
Then let's make a deal.
:08:12
Anything.
:08:14
l want you to go to the Police Academy.
:08:17
The Police Academy?
:08:18
Even if you never graduate,
the training will be good.
:08:21
Wait a minute.
:08:23
Wait a minute. Reed?
:08:25
Listen, you've seen the commercials on TV.
:08:29
The Academy's taking all kinds these days.
:08:33
Anybody can get in.
:08:36
Even you.
:08:38
No deal. That's nuts.
:08:40
lt's either that or the lockup.
:08:43
Police Academy or jail.
:08:44
Will l get my own squad car?
:08:46
You'll get 14 weeks of Academy training
and discipline...
:08:50
...starting Monday morning.
:08:52
Fourteen weeks.
:08:53
They can throw you out.
:08:55
But you can't quit.
lf you quit, you're back in jail.
:08:59
That's the deal.
:09:01
Can l bring a friend?
:09:03
Monsignor Larvell Jones,
my personal physician.
:09:06
You decide.
:09:10
Don't go. l love you.
l don't want you to get hurt.
:09:12
l worry about you.
You're so accident-prone.
:09:15
And the Police Academy
is such a dangerous place.
:09:18
Don't worry. l'll be okay.
:09:21
Everything'll be okay.
:09:22
Start that car and you're a dead man!
:09:25
Honey, l'm late.
:09:26
Pull out of that driveway
and l'll have your head on a pole!