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MC: Ladies and gentlemen:
The Revolution!
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(Cheering and applause)
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(The Revolution begins playing
80s rock song Let's go Crazy)
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THE KID: (Sings) "Dearly beloved
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"We are gathered here today
to get through this thing called life
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"Electric word life
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"It means forever
and that's a mighty long time.
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"But I'm here 2 tell u
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"There's something else.
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"The afterworld
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"A world of never ending happiness
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"U can always see the sun
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"Day or night
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"So when u call up that shrink
in Beverly Hills
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"U know the one
Dr. Everything'll Be Alright
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"Instead of asking him
how much of your mind is left
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"Ask him how much of your mind, baby
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"'Cause in this life things r much harder
than in the afterworld
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"In this life
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"You're on your own"
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(Crowd cheers)
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"And if de-elevator tries
2 bring u down
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"Go crazy,
Punch a higher floor
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"If u don't like
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"The world you're living in
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"Take a look around u
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"At least u got friends
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"I called my old lady
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"4 a friendly word
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"She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
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"Sex, sex is all I heard
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"Are we gonna let de-elevator
bring us down
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"Oh, no, Let's Go
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"Let's go crazy
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"Let's get nuts
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"Let's look 4 the purple banana
'til they put us in the truck
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"Let's go