:16:00
- Yes.
- Oh. Honey...
:16:02
See if there's some kind
of treasure map inside.
:16:07
It says El Corazón.
:16:10
I need you to bring that map
to me in Colombia.
:16:15
Colombia?
:16:19
My God. What kind of trouble are you in?
:16:21
Joanie, please...
:16:23
Get to the Hotel Cartagena in Cartagena.
:16:27
When you arrive, call this number.
:16:30
64-58-24.
:16:33
- Are you writing this down?
- Yes.
:16:35
And remember, you mustn't tell anybody.
:16:40
Elaine, I can't go to Colombia.
:16:46
Joanie?
:16:47
They'll cut me. They'll hurt me.
:16:55
Do you know what it's like in Colombia? I do.
You sell very well in these macho countries.
:17:00
They have jungles there, Joanie.
Insects the size of sanitation trucks.
:17:04
- Revolutionaries. Have you had your shots?
- Shots? What shots?
:17:08
See? You're completely unprepared.
Wait a minute.
:17:11
Would you tell me what's going on?
Why are you doing this?
:17:15
Elaine is in some trouble.
:17:17
She has a little domestic problem.
:17:20
Elaine's last domestic problem was
finding her husband cut into small pieces.
:17:25
I'm not gonna let you do this. You cannot go!
:17:28
Here's Romeo. I want you to promise me
to feed him and hold him at least once a day.
:17:37
You'll need something stronger than that.
:17:40
Listen to me. You get bus sick,
seasick, plane sick, train sick.
:17:44
You practically puke
riding on the escalator at Bloomingdale's!
:17:48
Well, a lot of people
get sick in department stores.
:17:50
Joanie, please. Don't go.
:17:54
You're not up to this, Joan, and you know it.
:17:57
I know, but she's my sister.