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Come in. Make yourself at home.
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- Ever read The Return of Angelina?
- No.
:57:19
That woman makes me hungry.
:57:23
- How about Love's Wicked Kiss?
- I haven't read that either.
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Take it. I have many copies.
I have here The Ravagers
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and I am waiting for
Angelina's Savage Secret.
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I am so glad you're here in Colombia. I want
to show you all around my beautiful village.
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We have colorful tile roofs, typical
cobblestone streets, and very rich fields.
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- I was born here, and so was my poor family.
- What I really want is a phone.
:57:47
No phones. I hate phones.
I don't have a phone.
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But have a drink. Let's hang out.
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Look.
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Like it? I can be in one of your books.
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Oh, your drink. I got Southern Comfort.
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Or Michelob, Kirin, Becks, Dos Equis,
Perrier, Anchor Steam, Doctor Brown...
:58:07
- How about a Xerox machine?
- Yes, but she is broken.
:58:15
- Where is the nearest phone?
- Many miles from here.
:58:19
- Can we get there in your car?
- Who told you I had a car?
:58:23
The men in the village.
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They told you I had a car?
They're such comedians.
:58:28
They meant my little mule, Pepe.
:58:42
Not bad for a little mule, eh?
:58:47
Now Pepe's warming up.
:58:53
- What are we stopping for?
- I can't hurt my favorite pig.