:06:04
I'm sure they didn't
forget your birthday.
:06:07
They just didn't
remember it right away.
Same difference.
:06:10
It's a drag
your sweet 16's the day
before Ginny gets married.
:06:13
But big deal.
They'll remember.
Oh, easy for you to say.
:06:16
Did anyone ever forget
your birthday?
Come on, Sam.
:06:19
Everything's getting shittier.
My family forgetting my birthday
just makes it more vivid.
:06:23
What do you expect,
a breakfast birthday party?
:06:25
No, but they could have
at least said "happy birthday."
It was just like any other day.
:06:30
Why don't you remind them?
:06:32
They'll feel some massive guilt.
It could be highly profitable.
:06:34
I wouldn't stoop
to remind them.
:06:36
Since I was about 1 2,
I've been looking forward
to my sweet 16.
:06:39
You know, a big party
and a band, with tons of people.
Tons of people.
:06:43
And a big Trans Am
in the driveway
with a ribbon around it.
:06:46
And some incredibly gorgeous
guy that you meet in France.
:06:49
And you do it on a cloud
without getting pregnant
or herpes.
:06:51
I don't need the cloud.
Just a pink Trans Am
and the guy, right?
:06:54
A black one.
A black guy?
:06:56
A black Trans Am.
A pink guy.
[Laughing]
:06:58
[Bell Ringing]
[Together]
Oh, no.
:07:00
[Woman]
' To those nice, nice nights '
:07:02
'I remember always always '
:07:05
'I got such a fright '
:07:08
'Seeing them in my dark cupboard '
:07:11
' With my great big cake '
:07:13
- 'lf they were me
If they were me '
- [Yawning]
:07:16
'And I was you
And I was you '
:07:19
'lf they were me
If they were me '
:07:22
'And I was you
And I was you '
:07:25
'lf they were me
and I was you '
:07:28
' Would you have liked
a present too '
:07:37
'Happy, happy birthday
in a hot bath '
:07:40
' To those nice, nice nights '
:07:43
'I remember always always '
:07:46
'I got such a fright '
:07:49
'Seeing them in my dark cupboard '
:07:52
' With my great big cake '
:07:55
'lf they were me
If they were me '
:07:57
'And I was you
And I was you '