Sixteen Candles
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:25:03
"[Continues In Distance]
:25:13
[Cheering]
:25:24
Way to go, dick-face.
She took off.

:25:27
Don't spaz out. Okay, Wease?
The situation'll come on-line.

:25:30
Yeah? I'll bet you
a dozen floppy disks
you don't even get tit.

:25:34
You got a bet, scumbag.
I'll get it all.

:25:37
Take off.
You wouldn't be able
to prove it anyway.

:25:40
"A," don't hit me.
:25:42
Secondly, what kind
of proof do you want?

:25:45
Video.
Video.

:25:47
No way. I can just see
the thing getting duped
a thousand times...

:25:49
and winding up on cable
somewhere.

:25:52
Try again.
:25:54
Underpants.
Underpants.

:25:58
No problem,
butt-lick.

:26:08
[Together]
Girls' underpants.
' One, two '

:26:10
'And your girlfriend
sweet little 1 7 '
[Gasping]

:26:14
'She's got her layered hair
and her flaredjeans '

:26:16
' You know what that means
She's just a little queen '

:26:19
'She shares your London flat '
:26:22
'She thinks that London's
where it's at '

:26:25
'Although it stinks and when it rains
you wear your hat '

:26:27
'And your plum-colored PVC
wet-look maxi mac '

:26:31
' You tie your ginger hair
back in a bun '
[Nose Blowing]

:26:34
' You're the ugliest creature
under the sun '

:26:37
"[Continues]
:26:40
So what's your name?
:26:42
Dong.
:26:44
What's your first name?
:26:46
Long.
:26:49
What's your middle name?
:26:51
Duk.
:26:54
I bet all the boys chase you
plenty in the school, huh?

:26:58
Nobody's caught me yet.

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