:59:00
She's on an ocean liner
in international waters.
:59:04
She sees America. It looks good.
:59:08
So, she greases her body
like a channel swimmer.
:59:12
She dives in.
She has heavy trouble with sharks,
:59:16
she goes through the Coast Guard,
minefields and then she's on shore.
:59:20
She's okay. That's it.
:59:24
What about the bathtub?
:59:27
This moon stuff, and all those TV's?
:59:30
Look, I'm being serious.
:59:32
I admit to a few minor fiascos
in my love life.
:59:37
Freddie, you took a date
to one of your own weddings!
:59:42
I'm a free spirit!
:59:44
I'm extremely liberal,
a freewheeling dude.
:59:48
You're in love with this girl. You're
trying to convince yourself you're not.
:59:54
I just don't know, Freddie.
:59:56
Something about it isn't right.
:59:59
I'll serve.
1:00:01
Hold the beer. That will be your handicap.
1:00:03
- Oh, we're gonna play?
- Yeah.
1:00:06
- I'm gonna teach you a lesson in humility.
- Wait.
1:00:09
Humility 101.
1:00:11
- You all set?
- Yeah.
1:00:13
Here we go.
1:00:16
Oh!
1:00:24
This is what we came to hear?
1:00:30
You call and tell us you have
stretched the frontiers of paleontology...
1:00:35
and zoology.
1:00:37
We interrupt important, serious work...
1:00:41
to fly here at a moment's notice,
1:00:43
and you give us mermaids.!
1:00:46
Don't call us.
Call the comic book companies.
1:00:49
Enough. We have a seminar
in three weeks. Be ready.
1:00:58
Allen, you're here! I got you a present.