1:22:04
Yeah.
1:22:06
I guess so.
1:22:09
You said whatever my secret was,
you'd understand.
1:22:13
I know.
1:22:19
You thought at least I was a human being.
1:22:30
Allen?
1:22:48
He's been in the water 12 hours.
He's just a man.
1:22:52
Get him out so we
can concentrate on her.
1:23:06
Greg Martin, W-M-E-T Radio,
here with Allen Bauer.
1:23:09
- When did you meet the mermaid?
- Tell me where.
1:23:12
Did you know she was a mermaid?
1:23:15
- Did you actually make love to her?
- That's a stupid question.
1:23:18
Did she eat worms?
1:23:20
Would you have to make
love to her in water?
1:23:23
That's none of your business.
1:23:25
Is she a mutant or missing link?
1:23:28
No, she's not.
1:23:30
I'm from People.
Is she also seeing Burt Reynolds?
1:23:33
For crying out loud!
1:23:39
Leave him alone!
1:23:41
Leave him alone! Get out of the way!
1:23:45
- Let me through.
- Out of the way.
1:23:47
- Allen, you all right?
- Yeah. Get me out.
1:23:50
Is anyone here from Penthouse?
1:23:53
- No.
- Then we ain't talking.