:24:05
- Jesus Christ!
- You were about to say?
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Up and at 'em.
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This is station WDLU
in Madison, Wisconsin...
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bringing you the 6:00 a.m. news.
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No, folks, all of you that saw
that flash in the sky last night...
:24:19
it wasn't the end of the world
and it wasn't a burning airliner.
:24:22
No, sir. According
to the A.P. wire...
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one of the biggest meteorites to strike
the planet Earth in 80 years...
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hit last night near Ashland,
not far from Chequamegon Bay.
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So you folks who called in to say
you saw a flying saucer land--
:24:40
That's about you?
:24:43
You really are some kind
of Martian or something, aren't you?
:24:50
What do you want here?
:24:52
What are you doing?
:24:55
What do you want with me?
:24:57
Where are you taking me?
:24:59
Why do you look
so much like Scott?
:25:03
I can't get no
:25:06
Satisfaction
:25:08
That does it.
:25:22
Help!
:25:25
Crazy sons of bitches!
What's the matter with you?
:25:30
Help me, please!
:25:33
- I'm being kidnapped!
- I send greetings.
:25:37
What's going on here?
:25:38
I'm being kidnapped!
:25:41
Greetings.
:25:44
You better let her go, pal.
I'll give you some greetings.