The Gods Must Be Crazy
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:07:06
I've got a good story
about handicapped children.

:07:09
Handicapped children? No! You don't
recommend stuff you don't....

:07:14
Sorry. I'll only print sweetness and light,
even if it bores the pants off them.

:07:20
10:30 means you can stop looking
busy for 15 minutes.

:07:26
And then,
you have to look busy again.

:07:30
-Hi, Kate.
-Hi, Pete.

:07:32
Can you use this about the
teacher shortage in Botswana?

:07:35
-Good story?
-Yeah.

:07:36
They'll take anybody
who can read and write.

:07:39
I don't know. I got bawled out
for writing a story on mugging.

:07:43
My page should be sweet and light,
like Liberace and Jackie Onassis.

:07:47
Your day is chopped into pieces.
In each segment of time...

:07:51
-...you adapt to new circumstances.
-May I share a table?

:07:55
No wonder some people go
off the rails a bit.

:08:01
Does the noise in my head
bother you?

:08:05
No.
:08:07
Still got that story about
the teacher shortage in Botswana?

:08:10
-Yeah. You gonna use it?
-No. Maybe they can use me.

:08:15
In the Kalahari, it's always Tuesday,
or Thursday if you like. Or Sunday.

:08:20
No clocks or calendars tell you
to do this or that.

:08:24
Lately, strange new things
sometimes appeared in the sky.

:08:28
Noisy birds that flew
without flapping their wings.

:08:44
One day, something fell from the sky.

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