The Gods Must Be Crazy
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1:00:00
The Reverend's worried.
He got to me on the short-wave...

1:00:04
...so I offered to look for you.
That was very sweet of me.

1:00:07
-It sure was.
-Would you like to sit over there?

1:00:10
Sure.
1:00:11
Thank you, Mr. Steyn.
1:00:15
See you, Steyn. See you, Mpudi.
1:00:52
I don't want to talk about it.
1:00:56
She thinks I'm a lunatic,
and I don't blame her.

1:00:59
You know, she asks me what do I do,
and I say I collect manure.

1:01:04
I don't tell her I analyse it
for my doctoral thesis.

1:01:08
I bet you she thinks I shovel the stuff.
1:01:14
Was it rough?
1:01:15
I'd rather not talk about it.
1:01:18
That rough.
1:01:20
It won't be long now,
and your suffering will be over.

1:01:23
When you get there, you'll have to
stand there and look beautiful...

1:01:27
...while the whole tribe sings
their welcome song at you.

1:01:30
Then you can relax, have a bath
and a nice breakfast.

1:01:34
Is it true that when a rhino sees a fire,
he stamps it out?

1:01:38
Where did you hear that one?
Did Steyn tell you?

1:01:42
Why would he tell you that?
1:01:44
I'd rather not talk about it.
1:01:47
-Here. This'll put hair on your chest.
-That's all I need.

1:01:55
She wouldn't believe me about
the warthog and the rhinoceros.

1:01:58
-What rhinoceros?
-I don't want to talk about it.


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