This Is Spinal Tap

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kind of like lukewarm water, in a sense.

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SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

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There's no time to go to the hotel.
You'd better go straight to the base.

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- Base?
- The gig.

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- To the Civic Arena, right?
- No.

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Wait a second. Hold it. Do you know
about this and we don't know about this?

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- We're going to the air-force base.
- Why go to an air-force base?

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Because the original gig fell through!

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- Lieutenant Hookstrat?
- Hookstratten.

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- You are Spinal Tarp?
- I'm Jeanine and this is Spinal Tap.

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Spinal Tap. I'm Bob Hookstratten.
Welcome to Lindbergh Air Force Base.

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Is this your first visit
to a military facility?

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May I start by saying
how thrilled we are to have you here.

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We are such fans of your music
and all of your records.

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Not yours personally,
but the whole genre of rock'n'roll

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and the exciting things in music today.

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Let me explain what's going on.
This is our monthly at ease weekend.

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It gives us a chance to let down our hair,
although I see you have a head start!

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These haircuts wouldn't pass
military muster!

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My hair's getting a little shaggy, too.

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Better not get too close. They'll think
I'm in the band! I'm joking, of course.

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Walk this way, please.
Right through here.

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Did you ever run into a group, works out
of Kansas City - Four Jacks And A Jill?

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If you're ever there and wanna hear some
good music, you might wanna drop by.

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I would like to get the playing on
about 1900 hours, if that's satisfactory.

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- When would that be?
- I make it now... it's about 1830 hours.

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- So that's what? 50 hours?
- 120 hours?

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That's actually about 30 minutes...
give or take a few minutes.

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I don't wanna rush you. The idea is
we can get it on and we get it over with.

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And would you play a couple
of slow numbers so I can dance?