:09:00
Before he died.
:09:03
Yeah. Right.
:09:05
So there I was, minding my own business.
:09:08
This crazy old codger with a cane shows up.
:09:11
He says he's my distant relative.
I don't see any resemblance.
:09:17
So he says, "How would you like to be rich?"
:09:20
So I said, "Sure".
:09:26
So he lays this book on me.
:09:28
He says this book will tell me the
outcome of every sporting event this century.
:09:33
All I have to do is bet on the winner
and I'll never lose.
:09:39
So I said, "What's the catch?"
He says, "No catch. Just keep it a secret".
:09:48
After that, he disappeared.
:09:50
I never saw him again.
:10:04
He told me one more thing.
:10:06
He said, "Someday a crazy,
wild-eyed scientist...
:10:09
"...or a kid may show up
asking about that book.
:10:12
"And if that ever happens....
:10:19
Funny. I never thought it would be you.
:10:23
Biff, you're forgetting one thing.
What the hell is that?
:10:32
You're dead, you little son of a bitch!
:10:47
-There he is!
-Wait, kid!
:10:59
- Hurry! There he is!