:14:01
...and headaches of playing at that dance.
:14:04
He's absolutely right.
The last thing you need is headaches.
:14:16
Kids, we're going to have to
eat this cake by ourselves.
:14:20
Your Uncle Joey didn't make parole again.
:14:24
It would be nice
if you all dropped him a line.
:14:27
Uncle "Jailbird" Joey?
:14:29
He's your brother, Mom.
:14:31
Yeah. It's a major embarrassment,
having an uncle in prison.
:14:34
We all make mistakes in life, children.
:14:37
Goddamn it. I'm late.
:14:38
David, watch your mouth!
:14:40
You come here and kiss your mother
before you go.
:14:43
Come on, Mom.
Make it fast. I'll miss my bus.
:14:46
See you later, Pop.
:14:48
Time to change that oil.
:14:53
Marty.
:14:55
I'm not your answering service.
:14:57
While you were outside
pouting over the car...
:14:59
...Jennifer Parker called you twice.
:15:01
I don't like her.
:15:03
Any girl who calls up a boy
is just asking for trouble.
:15:06
Mom. There's nothing wrong
with calling a boy.
:15:09
I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys.
:15:12
When I was your age,
l never chased a boy or called a boy or...
:15:16
...sat in a parked car with a boy.
:15:19
Then how am I ever
supposed to meet anybody?
:15:22
Well, it'll just happen.
:15:24
Like the way I met your father.
:15:27
That was so stupid.
Grandpa hit him with the car.
:15:30
It was meant to be.
:15:33
Anyway...
:15:34
...if Grandpa hadn't hit him,
then none of you would have been born.
:15:38
Yeah, well.
:15:39
I don't understand what Dad was doing
in the middle of the street.
:15:43
What was it, George? Bird-watching?
:15:45
What, Lorraine? What?
:15:48
Anyway, your Grandpa
hit him with the car...
:15:51
...and brought him into the house.
:15:54
He seemed so helpless.
:15:58
Like a little lost puppy,
and my heart just went out to him.