:15:00
Jesus. I haven't
even been anywhere.
:15:13
Suicide is never the answer,
little trooper.
:15:16
Greendale is a bodaciously
small town.
:15:20
It's a flyspeck on the map...
:15:22
a rest stop on the way
to a ski slope.
:15:24
I can't even get real drugs
here.
:15:28
Stalin's a hero, the only one
in this town who can ski the K-12.
:15:32
You're a great skier,
but he's incredible.
:15:36
What if I ski the K-12?
You think she'd take me back?
:15:42
I'm back to suicide again.
:15:49
I think we're all going
to enjoy this little treat.
:15:53
I got the recipe
from the Ladies'Home Journal.
:15:55
The mail got wet in the rain,
so some of the pages ran together.
:15:59
But what I couldn't read
I improvised with my own ideas.
:16:03
You see, it's got raisins in it.
:16:07
You like raisins.
:16:11
There is still one more thing
I would like to discuss with Lane.
:16:16
The subject is...
:16:20
is the mystery car.
:16:25
Thank you, honey.
:16:27
Which even as we speak...
:16:30
darkens our domain
under a moldy tarp.
:16:33
You do know the car
of which I speak?
:16:35
- Yeah. I just never...
- Let me refresh your memory.
:16:38
Cast your mind back.
:16:40
It's a crisp September morning.
:16:42
You borrowed $200 from me
to purchase the car...
:16:46
mainly because
your girlfriend Beth said it was...
:16:50
I believe the term was "tasty."
:16:52
Since then, that "tasty" car...
:16:55
has slept in an auto cocoon
on my front lawn.