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I'm very flattered,
but I'm also very married.

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You're hitting
on me, aren't you?

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How did you guess?
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I'm such a heel.
Don't know what came over me.

:26:13
If I had a nickel
for every one of Alan's flyboy
buddies who tried to pick me up...

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I'd be rich.
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You are rich.
:26:21
See what I mean?
:26:25
The vice president knew
I was opening the door...

:26:29
but the Secret Service...
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Whack!
And blood...

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Washington.
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Sugar, Mr. Poon?
:26:38
No, never, never.
Thank you.

:26:46
Well, now,
let me reiterate...

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that this is not
a formal investigation.

:26:51
If Alan Stanwyk isn't involved
in improprieties...

:26:55
Alan Stanwyk is not involved
in any improprieties.

:26:58
How can the S.E.C.
make such an accusation?

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You know that,
and I know that...

:27:05
but somebody's bucking
for a promotion.

:27:08
Is probably that
pederast Hanrahan.

:27:10
If I don't go back
with something...

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you and your son-in-law
will be the scapegoats.

:27:15
Unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.

:27:18
They want to know
why he's in Utah.

:27:21
Jesus H. Christ
on a Popsicle stick.

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First of all...
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Alan Stanwyk does not own
one single share of stock.

:27:30
The $3 million
for the ranch in Provo...

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was entirely provided
by my daughter...

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who converted her personal,
non-corporate holdings.

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So, if any
of your D.C. boys...

:27:44
want to challenge that,
bring them on.

:27:47
Otherwise, tell them
to get out of my face.

:27:55
God, I admire you.

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