:06:00
Uh, no,
I don't think so.
:06:02
Well, would you like
to go out with me?
No.
:06:05
But you just said
you weren't doing anything.
Mm-hmm.
:06:09
You mean
you'd rather do nothing
than go out with me?
:06:12
Yeah.
:06:19
Jonathan, wait up!
Hey, Manolo.
:06:23
You didn't wash the dishes
this morning, again.
:06:25
I didn't?
We're supposed to share
housework, remember?
:06:29
Jesus, Manolo,
are you my roommate
or my mother?
:06:32
Hi, Manolo.
:06:34
Who was that?
I don't know.
:06:36
You don't know?
:06:38
I almost got nailed
this morning.
By who?
:06:41
Reilly.
Reilly?
Reilly's a puss.
:06:43
He ambushed me
outside of Haines Hall.
I didn't even have my gun.
:06:46
So what did you do?
Hid in a bush, and
he walked right by me.
:06:49
You're a regular
James Bond, man.
:06:52
Yeah, exceptJames Bond
had Pussy Galore.
I can't even get a date.
:06:56
:06:59
"Ordinarily, we don't"... "we don't"
get this type of specimen
in an undergraduate class,
:07:04
but I wanted to give you
something to remember
over Spring Break.
:07:08
Now, when we have
a sick cat like Tony here,
:07:12
He's gotta be
tranquilized...
:07:14
in order
to do the examination.
:07:17
Now, the name
of the tranquilizer
solution is...
:07:20
Sernylan,
:07:23
which I understand
is very popular at your parties.
:07:26
:07:28
That's why we keep it
locked up here.
She told me...
:07:31
she would rather sit
at home and do nothing
than go out with me.
:07:34
What's wrong
with me, man?
:07:36
You're too negative, man.
Negative?
What's negative about,
:07:39
"Will you go out
with me?"
:07:41
The way you say something
is just as important
as "what" you say.
:07:44
Now, this is where
the tranquilizer gun...
:07:48
And darts...
come into play.
:07:52
You gotta control the situation.
You can't say,
:07:55
"Uh, will you go out with me?
Huh? Please?"
:07:59
Like you've never
gone out in your life.